August 29, 2011. That was the last time the Tooth Fairy was here. Just a couple of weeks ago. You’d think she’d be on top of her game now, but no.
The tooth was lost on Sunday. She didn’t come Sunday night OR Monday night. C was fine with her not coming on Sunday because it’s a well-known fact (in our home, anyway) that the TF doesn’t work on Sundays. Or Saturdays. (The kids can never remember, and I think she takes advantage of this fact.) But she didn’t come Monday night, either. Apparently she was about to complete the transaction when I came to wake C up 15 minutes early on Tuesday morning. He had early-morning band. Why didn’t she come in the middle of the night? She finally came last night and couldn’t even leave C what he requested.
“Help me. Insted of money give me metacognition and sleep. C”
Our tooth fairy really sucks.
P.S. I have no clue what metacognition is, how C knows about it, or why he thinks he needs sleep. Happy Wordful Wednesday – and visit Seven Clown Circus for more Wordful Wednesday fun.