Today I’m dipping my toes into new water – I’ve invited a fellow member of the blogosphere to be my guest poster today. So, everyone, meet Shalini from Reading (and chickens). Her sense of humor cracks me up! I especially love her pie charts, but her Twilight vampire pictures are worth a good laugh, too. So after you read this post, you should click on over to her blog for some chuckles.
Without further ado, read on to learn why those of us with curly hair have such strong feelings…
Why Curly-Haired People Hate You
And by “you,” I mean YOU with the gloriously naturally straight hair. Oh, I know, I know. You’re saying, “Straight hair is boring! I only WISH I could have the body and bounce of someone with natural curls!”
We know you’re lying to us curlheads. You know why? Because people don’t consider curly hair professional. Because all those magazine spreads with beautiful women have STRAIGHT hair. But mostly because when you have a good hair day, you look like this:
That’s right; you look like a freaking supermodel with your bouncy shiny STRAIGHT silky hair.
When a curlhead has a good hair day, we look like this:
Yup, we look like a cross between Carrot Top and a deranged psychotic clown.
When you have a bad hair day, you look like this:
Oh, poor you with your non-voluminous but still totally socially acceptable head of hair. BOO HOO.
When a curlhead has a bad hair day, though?
We’re Don King bred with Phil Spector and a side of Bride of Frankenstein.
And that’s why God invented flat irons. And lying.