I got some interesting junk mail yesterday from Geico. This was on the front upper left corner of the envelope:
It got me thinking about other things that are not good to do, so I made you a list.
1 – Do not watch CSI if you’re squeamish and dealing with morning sickness.
2 – Do not try Vegemite. Or Marmite.
3 – Do not pick your nose in your car at a traffic light.
4 – Do not pass gas in an elevator, especially if you’re alone.
5 – Do not smell anything someone offers you if they have just said, “This smells awful!”
6 – Do not kiss your baby on the nose if you suspect there might be static electricity afoot.
7 – Do not assume the hotel at which you’re staying will have decent shampoo.
8 – Do not eat haggis.
9 – Do not forget to wear your robe if you live in a glass house.
10 – Do not go anywhere without snacks if accompanied by a small child.
11 – Do not go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Did I miss anything?